Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
describe a tv show very badly in my ask and i’ll try to guess what it is
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
that would be great
feels like the bank is messing with me. ” Let us make you the best offer we can , 1200€ a year”
me : hmmppff
boss : oh hey she’s like family, give that girl a special deal ;)
banklady : okay the best we can do is 1001€ a year.
like srsly you couldn’t round it up a little more, okay.
Guess I’m on the gin tonic diet. I’m fine with that.