Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

(Source: tru2002)


*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

describe a tv show very badly in my ask and i’ll try to guess what it is

(Source: victoriavantoch-archive)


when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat


(Source: promoted)


if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence


why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

that would be great

banks ..

feels like the bank is messing with me. ” Let us make you  the best offer we can , 1200€ a year” 

me : hmmppff 

boss : oh hey she’s like family, give that girl a special deal ;)

banklady : okay the best we can do is 1001€ a year.

like srsly you couldn’t round it up a little more, okay.